I was sitting in my livingroom... enjoying a new porn video. I was naked... as I usually was when watching porn... even when my wife was at home. This day... she was not. She was missing one of her favorite sights: me stroking my erect penis. She always got a big kick out of that.
At any rate... I was sitting there stroking slowly... enjoying myself... when there was a knock on the door. Now... the front door is partly glass. Even though it's mostly frosted... there are small areas where you can peer in. When you do... you can see large potions of the livingroom... including where I was sitting. Anyone making the effort could see me and what I was doing. And someone was indeed looking in. And I recognized the face.
It was Mary Rose... one of my wife's best friends. She was an interesting person: very smart and addicted to dirty jokes and double entendres. She was a little bit flirty... in some situations... but had never... to my knowledge... taken it beyond that. I was very curious as to how she was going to handle this. As I thought all this... I was looking out of the corner of my eyes... towards the door. When I turned my head that way... Mary Rose's face jerked away....